Ropes, Lights and Nude Shows by Miranda Kenrick My cousin in England writes that her 24-year-old daughter goes on holiday…
Las in ‘Lome’? No, Ras in ‘Rondon’! by Miranda Kenrick A multi-lingual friend of mine telephones a Tokyo hotel where a visitor…
Lora’s look at Japlish menu items… by Lora Sharnoff Every gaijin in Japan has undoubtedly come across some items on “bilingual” (what…
Sir, I want to practice on you What? More Japlish? Yep, and they’re beauts by Miranda Kenrick “Sir,” he said loudly. He…
‘Oh, sir … you are semi-fat’ Our Miranda Kenrick recalls some ‘Japlish’ howlers “No smoking in bed and other disgusting behaviours,”…
‘English’ language signs – a supreme puzzlement by Jack Seward It was shortly before Christmas when I arrived in Tokyo; strolled over…
From Mouths of Gaijins MUST Come English A Little Language Goes the Wrong Way by Jonathan Helwig A foreigner attempting to learn…
